Enfieldean

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My New Year's Resolution Is...
Enfieldean
dean_r
...to completely wreck someone's new year's resolution.

This could include offering chocolate frequently to people on a diet, until they notice I don't have to go on a diet too. Mum and Cliff may get rid of all fatty food in the house to aid in their diets; this'd result in thin me getting very little [in terms of luxurious items] to eat and gaining little weight while they diet - if I gain weight at all.

It feels odd thinking I need to gain a little weight when so many want to lose it over this time, after the Christmas/New Year's feasts that often happen.

To go back to my resolution... the best thing about it is it's a win-win resolution. If I fail to wreck someone else's resolution, I wreck my own resolution of wrecking a resolution.

Now, to bed.

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...to completely wreck someone's new year's resolution.

This could include offering chocolate frequently to people on a diet, until they notice I don't have to go on a diet too. Mum and Cliff may get rid of all fatty food in the house to aid in their diets; this'd result in thin me getting very little [in terms of luxurious items] to eat and gaining little weight while they diet - if I gain weight at all.


The trick is to buy boxes of those little individually wrapped hostess snack cakes and hide one cake in each and every drawer and nook of the dieter's bedroom.

That's a genius New years Resolution!

My resolution was going to be to try and get fat, but since i seem to lose weight from eating food, i changed it to "give people back stuff that i borrowed from them."

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