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Well, in my dollar store mug.


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But why?
The Crooked Smile
dean_r
Jamie has never liked this icon/userpic. It makes her nervous. She doesn't like his smile.

"Why is his smile crooked?"
"Because it's a crooked smile."
"I don't like it!"

So. How crooked is this crooked smile, and does it scare you as much as it scares Jamie? Personally, I think the used-car salesman bow tie and blazer combo are more crooked.

Poll #829127 The Crooked Smile

How crooked is the crooked smile?

Mean: 4.67 Median: 5 Std. Dev 2.51
0
2(9.5%)
1
0(0.0%)
2
3(14.3%)
3
1(4.8%)
4
4(19.0%)
5
2(9.5%)
6
4(19.0%)
7
3(14.3%)
8
1(4.8%)
9
0(0.0%)
10
1(4.8%)

How scary is the crooked smile?

Mean: 3.57 Median: 3 Std. Dev 2.66
0
4(19.0%)
1
1(4.8%)
2
2(9.5%)
3
4(19.0%)
4
3(14.3%)
5
3(14.3%)
6
1(4.8%)
7
1(4.8%)
8
1(4.8%)
9
0(0.0%)
10
1(4.8%)

How crooked is the crooked suit (including bow tie)?

Mean: 3.48 Median: 3 Std. Dev 2.87
0
5(23.8%)
1
2(9.5%)
2
2(9.5%)
3
2(9.5%)
4
1(4.8%)
5
4(19.0%)
6
1(4.8%)
7
3(14.3%)
8
0(0.0%)
9
0(0.0%)
10
1(4.8%)

How scary is the crooked suit (including bow tie)?

Mean: 3.05 Median: 3 Std. Dev 2.82
0
7(33.3%)
1
2(9.5%)
2
0(0.0%)
3
2(9.5%)
4
2(9.5%)
5
5(23.8%)
6
1(4.8%)
7
1(4.8%)
8
0(0.0%)
9
0(0.0%)
10
1(4.8%)

What types of crooked items would this crooked person (with his crooked suit and crooked smile) sell?


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Maybe he stole your identity and wrote that comment!

You would know a crook when you saw one, seeing as you're the mob's henchman and all...

I saw you just yesterday in china town, trying to swindle people by selling them sick cats, used tubes of pink glitter, and beautiful butterflies that you had poisoned only moments before. And then, the worst moment of all, you put everything away and started JUGGLING BABIES for crying out loud. I've never seen such a drunk.

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