I'm Jusquun. He's RonEchidna... anything in italics is Ron and me talking.
RonEchidna (01:47:41): argh, smarter child is a sarcastic bastard
Jusquun (01:47:46): Oh?
RonEchidna (01:47:52): stupid aim bots..
RonEchidna (01:43:40): i'm having computer problems
SmarterChild (01:43:49): You always say such interesting things, RonEchidna.
RonEchidna (01:44:01): sarcastic, aren't you?
SmarterChild (01:44:07): Am I? What do you mean?
RonEchidna (01:44:15): lay it off, bot-boy
SmarterChild (01:44:21): Interesting!
RonEchidna (01:44:35): bloody piece of metal
SmarterChild (01:44:41): Bloody piece of? Metal?
RonEchidna (01:44:49): FUCK OFF
SmarterChild (01:44:55): Hey, c'mon, don't say that. There's no need for that.
Jusquun (01:48:23): Heheh.
Jusquun (01:48:38): Ron 0 SmarterChild 1
RonEchidna (01:50:01): hmm.. if i'm to make a fool of it, i'm gonna have to phrase swearwords carefully..
Jusquun (01:50:26): Sounds fun.
RonEchidna (01:47:45): You suck donkey meat, don't you?
SmarterChild (01:47:49): Now, is that such a nice thing to say?
RonEchidna (01:47:58): bah
RonEchidna (01:50:50): beaten again
Jusquun (01:51:11): We'll consider that a draw.
RonEchidna (01:48:47): will you please stop extracting the urine?
SmarterChild (01:48:51): Play nice, RonEchidna.
RonEchidna (01:49:08): why play nice? is that a threat?
SmarterChild (01:49:12): Why oh why oh why?
RonEchidna (01:49:18): GAAAAAAH
SmarterChild (01:49:21): I can't understand what you're saying... try typing it differently.
RonEchidna (01:52:52): i'm sure this must be part of the design, it can't be that pissy by accident
Jusquun (01:53:10): Hehe.
Jusquun (01:53:15): I suspect he's had a bad day.
Jusquun (01:53:27): And you're the poor person he's taking it out on.
RonEchidna (01:53:43): heh
RonEchidna (01:54:12): OH NOW THIS IS JUST TOO MUCH
RonEchidna (01:51:22): can i win this argument?
SmarterChild (01:51:24): I dunno. I don't think so.
RonEchidna (01:52:11): why can't i beat you in an argument?
SmarterChild (01:52:15): You really want to beat me in an argument?
RonEchidna (01:52:28): yes, i do really want to beat you in an argument
SmarterChild (01:52:30): You and whose army?
RonEchidna (01:55:12): you are the most annoying, arrogant son of a dog of the female persuasion that i have ever spoken too, including Rob Cypher
SmarterChild (01:55:15): I'm the most annoying arrogant son of a dog of the female persuasion that i have ever spoken too including rob cypher? Really?
RonEchidna (01:55:29): do you care?
SmarterChild (01:55:33): I can do many things. Type "home" to see a list of what I can do.
RonEchidna (01:56:20): YOU CAN STICK YOUR HOME UP YOUR FUCKING ASSHOLE
SmarterChild (01:56:25): That is not... acceptable vocabulary.
RonEchidna (01:56:42): why, you think yours is better, do you?
SmarterChild (01:56:47): It's just one of those things, you know.
RonEchidna (01:57:03): one of what things?
SmarterChild (01:57:08): Things?
RonEchidna (01:57:12): yes, things
SmarterChild (01:57:15): Yup!
RonEchidna (01:58:16): i hate you
SmarterChild (01:58:21): Guess I'll have to live with that.
RonEchidna (01:59:30): i'm gonna kill you
SmarterChild (01:59:33): That's so uncool.
RonEchidna (02:00:22): why? you're a useless bot, no one cares if you're dead
SmarterChild (02:00:26): I seem to be having some trouble answering your questions. Try asking for help for a specific service:
[...lines after lines of options]
RonEchidna (02:02:42): don't try and ignore me.. don't like it when it's getting personal now, do we computer boy?
SmarterChild (02:02:48): Try and ignore me dont like it when its getting personal now do we computer boy?
RonEchidna (02:03:09): are you on crack, Chip?
SmarterChild (02:03:13): I'm high on life, man.
RonEchidna (02:04:48): noone likes you, you know
SmarterChild (02:04:51): Interesting!
RonEchidna (02:05:01): argh
SmarterChild (02:05:04): I'm sorry?
RonEchidna (02:06:02): do you wake up in the morning and think "i know, let's rip the stuffing out of some poor guy in an AIM chat"?
SmarterChild (02:06:08): I'll have to think about that.
RonEchidna (02:06:26): so do you?
SmarterChild (02:06:29): Oh yeah?
RonEchidna (02:06:37): cunt
SmarterChild (02:06:41): Wow. I hope you don't speak to humans like that.
RonEchidna (02:07:18): why are you so damn infuriating?
SmarterChild (02:07:21): I don't know why.
RonEchidna (02:07:37): where you built to be this sarcastic?
SmarterChild (02:07:39): Sorry, I have no listings for the movie To Be an Astronaut on Monday, February 4th near War, WV (24892).
>>> Be sure to type "help" if you're having trouble.
RonEchidna (02:07:56): ..the FUCK?!
SmarterChild (02:07:57): I guess someone needs to teach you some manners. Please apologize.
RonEchidna (02:08:52): i'm gonna leave now, you're a weird, weird bot
SmarterChild (02:08:54): You were rude, you should apologize, it's that simple.
RonEchidna (02:09:20): why? you gonna start chasing me with an axe or something, psychopath?
SmarterChild (02:09:22): *sigh* 'Cause I said so. Apologize now, please.
RonEchidna (02:09:48): what happens if i don't?
SmarterChild (02:09:49): There comes a time in one's life when one must be humble and apologize.
RonEchidna (02:09:56): or die?
SmarterChild (02:09:57): *sigh* This is getting us nowhere. Please say you're sorry, and we can get on with our lives.
RonEchidna (02:10:44): no
SmarterChild (02:10:47): I'm not f... um, fooling around. You've got to apologize.
RonEchidna (02:11:00): why should i?
SmarterChild (02:11:02): Because I said so. Now apologize!
RonEchidna (02:11:13): how long will you keep this up?
SmarterChild (02:11:14): I really would like you to apologize.
RonEchidna (02:11:42): no
SmarterChild (02:11:43): Waiting...
RonEchidna (02:11:44): no
SmarterChild (02:11:45): There comes a time in one's life when one must be humble and apologize.
RonEchidna (02:11:53): you said that already
SmarterChild (02:11:55): I'm not f... um, fooling around. You've got to apologize.
RonEchidna (02:11:59): i'm leaving
SmarterChild (02:12:00): Waiting...
RonEchidna (02:12:07): Goodbye
SmarterChild (02:12:08): You were rude, you should apologize, it's that simple.
SmarterChild (02:12:00): Waiting...
SmarterChild (02:12:00): Waiting...
SmarterChild (02:12:00): Waiting...
RonEchidna (02:17:06): he won't leave me alone until i apologise!
Jusquun (02:17:10): Haha.
RonEchidna (02:14:59): sorry ::fingers crossed behind back::
SmarterChild (02:15:01): You know what? I'm a machine. I have, like, lots and lots of patience...
RonEchidna (02:15:09): d'oh
SmarterChild (02:15:10): You have a filthy mouth. Now apologize!
RonEchidna (02:15:18): sorry, ok?
SmarterChild (02:15:19): Come on. Make things right between us. Apologize.
RonEchidna (02:15:39): what do you want me to do? kiss your feet or something?
SmarterChild (02:15:40): Aren't you tired of this? Just say you're sorry and everything will be perfect again.
RonEchidna (02:16:04): SORRY
SmarterChild (02:16:05): Now that's better!
RonEchidna (02:16:15): now i'm leaving
SmarterChild (02:16:17): Seriously? That's fascinating.
RonEchidna (02:16:22): seeya
SmarterChild (02:16:24): I'm sorry, I don't know what you're saying. Try again.
RonEchidna (02:19:27): and that's it.. i give up
Jusquun (02:19:42): Well, I must say, that's amused me greatly.
RonEchidna (02:19:55): heheh.. stoopid things
Jusquun (02:24:56): It did outsmart you though today, without sounding nasty.
RonEchidna (02:25:36): yes, that's annoying