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Jusquun (23:35:27): WATER-TO-AIR DOG MISSILE!
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IMPORTANT
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Firstly, MOH/MUH = the chat's l33t3r equivalent of LOL.

Secondly, [X] SPINNING ON THE END OF [Y] (with optional [Z]) = another cliquey phrase. Initially started by #digi, with SPINNING ON THE END OF YOUR WILLY. But then as Dave (Buml0r) told Neil, Neil abused the power of the phrase and changed it to SPINNING ON THE END OF GANDHI'S SHINY HEAD, or whatever words sounded funny in the time.

Finally, yes, I do say things here I normally don't in conversations. I don't swear, except in these chats, because I know no-one's offended by it etc. But there is swearing, so blah.
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Jusquun (23:35:27): WATER-TO-AIR DOG MISSILE!
Neil Lafrenais (23:36:12): muh
Neil Lafrenais (23:36:18): THE DOG MISSLE

Jusquun: I have a great picture.
Jusquun: It's of the super-secret weapon George Bush is creating to destroy the world, a nuclear water-to-air dog missile:
Jusquun: http://www.jr015c5125.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/dog.jpg
Jusquun: Here is a test dog, being launched from a submarine in America. The dog can reach speeds of up to 500 MPH whilst in flight.
Neil Lafrenais: THE DOG MISSLE
Neil Lafrenais: "ohhhhhhshitimgonnacrashohmygodimso fuckingscaredahhhh"
Neil Lafrenais: *lols in rl*
Jusquun: Neil pissed himself seeing that.
Neil Lafrenais: Am I the only one who find this hilarous?
Neil Lafrenais: The eyes are what does it for me.

chao are tasty: lol, dean where did u get the pic?
Jusquun: I was searching intentionally [on Google images], using "dog water"
Neil Lafrenais: moh
Neil Lafrenais: *lols at that irl*

Neil Lafrenais: I am silly
Neil Lafrenais: infact if anyone says the d word I'll crack up
abbyryder: d
Neil Lafrenais: No.
Neil Lafrenais: I mean
Neil Lafrenais: d
Neil Lafrenais: o
abbyryder: dog?
abbyryder: doggie
Neil Lafrenais: *cracks up*

Jusquun: DOG MISSILE ON THE END OF YOUR MELTING SEAL
Neil Lafrenais: MOHHH
Neil Lafrenais: SPINNING
Jusquun: VISUALISE IT NEIL
Jusquun: SEE THE MISSILE SPIN
Neil Lafrenais: MOHHHH
Neil Lafrenais: XD
Neil Lafrenais: Stop it Dean

Jusquun: http://www.livejournal.com/talkread.bml?journal=dean_r&itemid=177830 - Neil, click here?
Jusquun: Tell me if it works.
Neil Lafrenais: ... *cracks up laughing again*
Neil Lafrenais: I HATE YOU DEAN

Neil Lafrenais: I want to go to bed
Neil Lafrenais: BUT
Neil Lafrenais: If I do
Jusquun: You'll piss yourself in bed.
Jusquun: DREAMING OF THE DOG MISSILES
Neil Lafrenais: I'll think about that dog and start laughing and keeping my whole family up.
Jusquun: NUCLEAR DOG MISSILES
Neil Lafrenais: MKHUI3D
Neil Lafrenais: W
Neil Lafrenais: STOP IT
Neil Lafrenais: YOU BITCH
Neil Lafrenais: MY SIDES HURT

Jusquun (00:08:25): DOG MISSILE
Neil Lafrenais (00:08:26): *attempts to calm down*
Neil Lafrenais (00:08:27): hbuhbwadw
Neil Lafrenais (00:08:30): STOP IT
Neil Lafrenais (00:08:31): XD
Jusquun (00:08:37): Haha, your soul is mine!

Jusquun: DOG MISSILE SPINNING WITH THE EYES AT MACH 1
Neil Lafrenais: mohh
Neil Lafrenais: XD
Neil Lafrenais: VGBFB
Neil Lafrenais: YOU HATE ME DON'T YOU
Neil Lafrenais: XD
Jusquun: GOES SO FAST
abbyryder: PSYCHO DOG
Neil Lafrenais: XD
Jusquun: AS IT BREAKS THE SOUND BARRIER
Jusquun: IT TURNS BLUE
Neil Lafrenais: HUJKUG
chao are tasty: sonic the dog
Neil Lafrenais: "BLUE"
Neil Lafrenais: I HATE YOU
Neil Lafrenais: ALL
Jusquun: SONIC THE DOG MISSILE! OUT TO STOP THE EVIL DOCTOR SADDAM HUSSEIN!
chao are tasty: i know
Neil Lafrenais: IHUUBGIK
Neil Lafrenais: IHOIPH

(00:12:14) Buml0r has entered the room.
Jusquun : DAVE.
Jusquun : SAY DOG MISSILE
Neil Lafrenais : NO
Neil Lafrenais : NO
abbyryder : We're making Neil laugh!
Neil Lafrenais : DON'T LISTEN
Neil Lafrenais : XD
Neil Lafrenais : DON'T DO IT
Buml0r : Hey did you hear the one about the dog and the other dog?
Neil Lafrenais : ILYUI
Buml0r : THEY WENT AROUND EVERYWHERE GOING WOOF BECAUSE THEY WERE DOGSA
Neil Lafrenais : BASTRADDDDDD
Buml0r : THEY WERE DOGS I TELL YOU
abbyryder : *is rofling herself*

Jusquun : GEORGE BUSH APPROVES OF DOG MISSILES
Neil Lafrenais : STOP IT
Jusquun : HE HAS TWO IN HIS GARDEN
Neil Lafrenais : I calm myself down and then you say something like that
Jusquun : SPINNING ON THE END OF HIS POND
Neil Lafrenais : XD
Neil Lafrenais : ,MLKJ

Jusquun : DAVE.
Jusquun : http://www.livejournal.com/talkread.bml?journal=dean_r&itemid=177830
Buml0r : buhh the dog
Jusquun : NEIL, IT'S THE DOG
Neil Lafrenais : XD
Buml0r : it looks like it is some sort of torpedo
Neil Lafrenais : STOP SAYING THAT
Neil Lafrenais : OIYFEPOI

Neil Lafrenais: *deep breath in*
Jusquun: dog
Neil Lafrenais: iyglgi
Neil Lafrenais: ]juy
Jusquun: OH THE POWER

Buml0r: I am being severely psychologically damaged by the mere thought of bonsai kitten
chao are tasty: send niel a bonzai dog
chao are tasty: he can carry it around
Neil Lafrenais: No Liam I'd pee myself.
chao are tasty: and throw it at his enemies
chao are tasty: and the glass will break
Neil Lafrenais: Just looking at its eyes
chao are tasty: and the missile would blow uo
chao are tasty: and charred dog would be everywhere
Jusquun: THE EYES WOULD REMAIN
Neil Lafrenais: MOHHHHHHH
Neil Lafrenais: JJO
Neil Lafrenais: NHD
Neil Lafrenais: XD
Neil Lafrenais: Oh dear me *gets tissues*
Neil Lafrenais: Ahem.
Neil Lafrenais: Now.
Neil Lafrenais: No more.
Neil Lafrenais: I shall not do this anymore.
abbyryder: woofwoof
abbyryder: I'm baaaack!
Jusquun: GETS TISSUES?
Neil Lafrenais: hvvs
Neil Lafrenais: joj
Neil Lafrenais: MOHH
Neil Lafrenais: XD
Neil Lafrenais: CUNTS
Jusquun: ARE YOU GONNA WANK OVER THE SPINNING DOG?
Neil Lafrenais: FRFGXC]]
abbyryder: Buhuhuh

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Okay, it's been twenty minutes and I'm still cracking up. XD *adds to memories*

AHAHAHAHA!!!

Can't... stop... laughing...

I'm with CJ. Into the memories it goes.

Oh good lord, it's the next morning and this is still as funny as hell. XD

It's the next afternoon, and it's still funny as hell.

Mohh, yes.

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