Cheekily ask the boss how much he could knock off the second-hand Xbox we have lying there, with Jet Set Radio Future and Sega GT. It's available for Joe Public at £100, which is cheap as is. He says if I pay for it tonight I can have it for £90, maybe even £80.
If I can get it for £80, that is one of the most ridiculous bargains ever. And I'll have to lug this thing up to Leicester, joy of all joys! And it's not even mine!