
- Moans per hour.

dean_r- December 15th, 2002
Nan had to stay at the house here, and found an ability to dislike an awful lot up here. I'm afraid I got so bored of her complaining that I began to copy down how often she moaned, and began to tabulate the data so I know what she moaned about on what day and how often she moaned in general. This can equate to how often she moans based on how long people will listen to her, in mph (moans per hour). She was at about 4 moans per hour before today. This is making listening to her moaning bearable, though I think she must be worried about me scribbling down things every fifteen minutes or so.
Well, maybe if I lived in the UK I would've called.