This could include offering chocolate frequently to people on a diet, until they notice I don't have to go on a diet too. Mum and Cliff may get rid of all fatty food in the house to aid in their diets; this'd result in thin me getting very little [in terms of luxurious items] to eat and gaining little weight while they diet - if I gain weight at all.
It feels odd thinking I need to gain a little weight when so many want to lose it over this time, after the Christmas/New Year's feasts that often happen.
To go back to my resolution... the best thing about it is it's a win-win resolution. If I fail to wreck someone else's resolution, I wreck my own resolution of wrecking a resolution.
Now, to bed.