Three times now, people have called up demanding a second-hand game, frustrated we've not got the game for them yet. This message is for them.
If you want a second-hand game, you need to wait for us to buy it in before we can sell it to you. Calling to ask why we haven't got your game you needed very swiftly, when you're too cheap to put down a deposit for the game at retail price, will not invoke a reaction more pleasant than a sigh and an explanation of this problem, which we will explain to you very slowly because it's apparent you're not very bright.
- "Hello, shoot me now, lest I have to listen to you any longer"
DO YOU SEE?