And if that doesn't sound like a number 1 country and western song, what does?
Once I have a beardy trim, you can see before/after pics. It's scary how quickly my hair grew in two months; the hairdresser commented on how disturbing it was.
Update! Before and after pics now available! Scare your friends with authentic pictures of scruffiness!
I will explain why the top (worn in the latter picture, no less) makes me so squealishly happy in the near future. It's a geeky story, but then, what else do you expect from me?