I mean, I could go geeky and technical about specifics, but let's say you knew what was going on: you would laugh at this guy. He is one of the worst testers they've ever hired, Joe said. I can't say I'd disagree given what I saw of his work.
Also, I played PES3 at work. I think I've found my side of choice. Valencia, with their defensive strategy but pacey midfield to aid the lump upfront. They are a fine team for someone as defensive-minded and analytical as me to play as. I also scored my first acrobatic goal on the game; a goal of absolute beauty. Shame only three people saw it.