There are people who are scummy towards our shop. One family was the Mikhails. They've never been the brightest family I know. Anyway, they have an electric cupboard outside their house. Despite it being obvious what the item was, someone decided to confirm this by writing "ELETRIC CUBORD" on there. A little while ago, the kids came in and one of the cheekier members of staff asked which of the kids wrote it on there, for no reason. They pointed towards the mother and looked despondent.
Sorry, that's been in my head for weeks. I know it's not that grand a story. But at least I feel better for it.
