Enfieldean

dean_r


There's a storm in my teacup!

Well, in my dollar store mug.


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NEWSFLASH.
Enfieldean
dean_r
My grandfather fell out of a cab last night and broke his collarbone. He was exceedingly drunk at the time. Give or take a few hours a day, he usually is. But this morning the family popped up to visit, to see if he was okay and how much he hated the hospital food.

I also just got a letter through from the police, about this court case where I may have to give evidence. I really don't like this tangible notice in front of me, I'm quite a quiet one and usually prefer to let life go by, but then I do want these people as far away from our shop as possible. There's CCTV of them taking things, and the people were caught red handed after a long chase. There's no reason they can claim to be not guilty, is there?

I might head down the town later, put some money into the bank, and then look for something lavish to waste it on. I think it sounds a good plan, personally.

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I still can't believe it's still being discussed in court after all this time! Isn't it obvious that they did it? Bah!

Buy a hat or seven.

I bought more Xbox games.

I think you've earned the right.

Is he anything like the old grandad in the pissed family Fast Show bit?

How are you and Shep not on each other's friends lists?

Because I am a super secret squirrel?

Possibly.

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