dean r: I don't need these games need an age restriction, more an IQ restriction.
dean r: People don't need ID cards, but IQ cards. Then if one of them, say, wanted to rent out Amelie, you'd check their IQ card, and go "Oh no, your IQ's at 88. You couldn't possibly follow this film as they speak another language to what you do, and the idea of reading whilst watching a film is too much for you. Shall I go find a film with big explosions in for you instead?"