"Why is his smile crooked?"
"Because it's a crooked smile."
"I don't like it!"
So. How crooked is this crooked smile, and does it scare you as much as it scares Jamie? Personally, I think the used-car salesman bow tie and blazer combo are more crooked.
How crooked is the crooked smile?
How scary is the crooked smile?
How crooked is the crooked suit (including bow tie)?
How scary is the crooked suit (including bow tie)?
What types of crooked items would this crooked person (with his crooked suit and crooked smile) sell?