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T: THE SERIES PART 2
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Jusquun: Who is generic bad sitcom person in UK these days?
Jusquun: I can only get the image of Mr. T in a sitcom to move slightly in my head, let alone remove the notion.
ICussYourMother: Mr. T in a sitcom would be amazing.
Jusquun: Mr. T in a Bill Cosby role, but snapping the necks of those whores who dare to mess with his baby-Ts.
ICussYourMother: That's the optimistic view.
ICussYourMother: Every week, Mr. T could say to his son, "Quit yo' jibber-jabber, son!"
ICussYourMother: And the audience would laugh in a premeditated fashion.
Jusquun: "This has been filmed in front of a scared audience."
ICussYourMother: lol
Jusquun: Because I'd fear that T.
ICussYourMother: Yeah, he's a loose cannon.
Jusquun: But his neighbour would be Christopher Walken.
Jusquun: Who would always do that shimmy he always does.
ICussYourMother: And they'd argue at each other over the fence.
Jusquun: And he'd try to get T into all manner of hilarious hijinks.
Jusquun: Such as, can Mr. T really eat a bicycle?
Jusquun: The answer: MR. T CAN DO ANYTHING SO WELL HE DOES EVERYTHING. DO NOT QUESTION.
ICussYourMother: "I ain't eating no bivyvle, fool!"
ICussYourMother: Er, Bicycle.
Jusquun: Next week: Can Mr. T pronounce the letter C any more?
ICussYourMother: lol
Jusquun: "Vut it out. Vunt."
ICussYourMother: Answer: It's hard to pronounce C with a mouthful of gears and pedals.
Jusquun: It'd be great. So great that T or Walken will now die this year to ensure this does not happen and it goes down as the best pipe dream ever.
ICussYourMother: lol
ICussYourMother: I hope they never found out we've jinxed them in this way.
Jusquun: True. T would be pissed.
ICussYourMother: God yes.
Jusquun: Next week: Can Mr. T throw someone into space?
Jusquun: The Answer: T CAN THROW SOMEONE INTO SPACE BY THROWING THEM DOWN AND THROUGH THE EARTH'S CORE FIRST.
Jusquun: Actually, that'd be the best death ever.
ICussYourMother: It's entertainment AND a science lesson!

Jusquun: And at the end of the series, we'd find out T was working for Pimp Cosby.
ICussYourMother: lol
Jusquun: Man, Pimp Cosby.
Jusquun: WHY IS THIS SHOW NOT EXISTING YET?
ICussYourMother: We're not trying hard enough, that's why.
Jusquun: I am so tempted to put this on LJ and leave the ending as a poll, to see what other people think, as to why it does not exist.
ICussYourMother: That's a fine idea!
Jusquun: Excellent!
Jusquun: One slice of fried gold, coming right up!

Poll #916882 REASONS AS TO WHY THIS SHOW DOES NOT EXIST ARE WHAT?

REASONS AS TO WHY THIS SHOW DOES NOT EXIST ARE WHAT?


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