They charged me a dollar for it and I gave them another dollar as a tip. It is terrible in every way from its crinkly-cheap fabric to what-the-fuck colour combo. It rivals the orange jacket in terms of being obnoxious, except this is truly plain ugly.
Hence the artistic pose, pretending I don't look like an idiot in it.
I'm tempted to wear it for a smashing soirée I'm set to sojourn. There's definitely a charm to being extravagantly uncommonly common, and from this bouffant to this shirt, I'm four-thirds of the way there.
eta: After wearing it for just ten minutes, I already "like" this shirt a great deal.
At least I wore a sensible tie to go with it. If I want to go all-out painful, I have a silver tie with blue swirls on it, to look like the sea, a motion-filled pattern on a tie. Putting that against this shirt could surely cause some kind of lasting damage.
I have a hot pink cardigan that would look awesome with that
-Gina
I have the bright orange jacket of doom that would probably not look awesome with it. But damned if I'm not going to wear the fuckers together on Sunday, haha.
Nobody should give me creative liberty in terms of what clothes I choose to wear in the morning. It's a dangerous thing to do.
P/S: I meant to comment earlier, but my "quick drink" turned into a 6-hour affair that involved lots of alcohol,
abusingheckling small children and discussions of penis enlargement methods.Best way to make a penis seem bigger involves shaving all the hair around it off, it'll make the shaft look longer, and therefore make it seem longer full stop. Also makes it look like puberty hasn't happened yet. Compromises are sometimes not so good.
Second place goes to wishing to the "penis fairy" every night and putting your quarter under the pillow. He might come along and help out with it.
(and your icon)
I concede the icon was chosen thinking of you, having to be the innocent party next to me, suffering the looks I will get wearing this shirt. I remember that before I saw the video, I saw the CD cover and was in love with it.
It's wonderful. XD