Dean Rivers (dean_r) wrote,
Dean Rivers
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From A Distance, I'll Look Salmon!

I found the worst shirt ever at a charity store.



They charged me a dollar for it and I gave them another dollar as a tip. It is terrible in every way from its crinkly-cheap fabric to what-the-fuck colour combo. It rivals the orange jacket in terms of being obnoxious, except this is truly plain ugly.

Hence the artistic pose, pretending I don't look like an idiot in it.

I'm tempted to wear it for a smashing soirée I'm set to sojourn. There's definitely a charm to being extravagantly uncommonly common, and from this bouffant to this shirt, I'm four-thirds of the way there.

eta: After wearing it for just ten minutes, I already "like" this shirt a great deal.
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