They charged me a dollar for it and I gave them another dollar as a tip. It is terrible in every way from its crinkly-cheap fabric to what-the-fuck colour combo. It rivals the orange jacket in terms of being obnoxious, except this is truly plain ugly.
Hence the artistic pose, pretending I don't look like an idiot in it.
I'm tempted to wear it for a smashing soirée I'm set to sojourn. There's definitely a charm to being extravagantly uncommonly common, and from this bouffant to this shirt, I'm four-thirds of the way there.
eta: After wearing it for just ten minutes, I already "like" this shirt a great deal.