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Mirror's Edge
I fear for all its beauty and charm and my love of games that try to take the first person perspective genre away from shooting, it is - due to its first person nature and its feeling of tacked-on combat - a game I will not find a way to truly enjoy. I will be upset at my shortcomings. I will equally be curious to explore, but feel hunted down sufficiently enough that I cannot work out how to take stock of my position and take a risk because I'm dead taking the path of least resistance anyway! It makes me appreciate Portal a lot more for letting me take things at my pace, which is, apparently, at a pace a tortoise would find leisurely.

After an hour or so of gameplay, I'm getting to the point where it feels instinctive to hit the top bumper/trigger buttons for my movement - to be able to jump, slide, hit doors - but it all goes to shit as soon as enemies appear. This is where I lose my head and I know deep down that this game has already defeated me.

This started in the days of Goldeneye, Resident Evil and Metal Gear Solid 2, and I've never tried to fight it, shy of dabbling in map editors in Half Life and Timesplitters: Future Perfect. My inability to be good was countered by stacking the game in my favour by my knowing exactly where the good spots to be in the level were, a trick I can't put into someone else's work. These games give me a weapon, give me the ability to destroy, and I'll do all in my power to make it difficult for myself. Resident Evil? I couldn't let anything chase after me. I wore out bullets and never got to the end of the game. Metal Gear Solid? As soon as an enemy saw me, and the alert would be set off, I'd cumbersomely throw them, daze them, try to work out how to knock them out totally, fail, run around the corner and panic, watching them slowly wake up. I made it down to the elevator once! And as for Goldeneye, my strategy involved picking the shortest character available and flailing both analog stick and C-stick with gay abandon; my character spinning and spiralling around the levels, chopping as fast I could hammer the button. I was one part Tasmanian Devil, one part Karate Kid, eight parts Person Who Should Never Play First Person Shooters.

I forget that Y can disarm. I also feel very free and yet very claustrophobic in these locations and rely entirely too much on B to give me a directional hint. I let the game lie to me. I believe I must run headfirst towards the reticle, ignoring to look around me. I get to these places when I literally run into the brick wall, where I turn and find my enemies lined up. I'm only a blindfold short of a firing squad, but I feel connected enough to the character, Faith, to close my eyes and wince as I accept my fate and let the bullets hit me.

It reminds me right now of how I felt when I first saw the droids in Portal, the morbidity of knowing I know had a form of AI to beat - although it was a rather primitively effective AI in Portal - if it sees you, it targets, it fires. In Mirror's Edge, the AI isn't much smarter - but it can move, at that's what makes the difference. The guards don't give up, they follow you quite well. I prefer Metal Gear Solid or Resident Evil to this game as far as keeping my head straight, because at least in those games I could hide and wait out the alert, or just run into a puzzle room door and get myself together.

Reviews state the game can be blasted through within six hours. I look at the game and its mechanics and don't understand how six hours of intense action can fit into it, and six hours of running around like I do, as a headless chicken, doesn't sound grand either. I will definitely download ghosts and enjoy seeing people gracefully making a level look easy. If I were a little more accomplished as a gamer, if I would be prepared to analyse the topography of the cityscape as I have done in the past when faced with meticulous time trials (I held an online world record for Micro Machines V3) this would be a better game for me... ach, the curse of the casual gamer strikes.

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I enjoyed reading this, despite not being a huge gamer myself. Nowadays my problem is I give up at the first moderately difficult hurdle (any of the Resident Evils, I never made it out of the first room). I loved Quake, but Quake 2 involved underwater action with piranhas, a real-life phobia so intense I couldn't bear even a virtual reality of it (the Lara Croft games have this problem for me too).

I think I might try this Portal of which you speak, sounds intriguing.

I've only played the demo, but you make a valid point about not being able to explore the cityscape much. Generally I'm the kind of gamer that likes to go down every avenue and leave nothing unturned; if I have a choice of two paths, and it seems like the one I'm on is the one that leads to story progression, I'll backtrack just to make sure I'm not missing anything down the other route. Mirror's Edge kind of negates that need, however, because of the flow of Faith's movement. Apparently there are secrets to find, but running aimlessly around searching for them is less enjoyable than keeping a constant pace, sliding under and vaulting over things. I do really like the movement, but as a result of it, I don't feel like this is a game that's targeted specifically at me, like I did with Shadow of the Colossus.

I will buy the full game soon, though (It's out tomorrow).

Did you try the Metroid Prime games at all? If so, I'm curious as to your experience with them... If not, try the first one when they Wii-make it. It really is just like Super Metroid with an extra D.

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