Dean Rivers (dean_r) wrote,
Dean Rivers
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This needs no subject title.

Mum has a black eye (not that I know of, though; I've seen her for ten minutes in the last 60 hours, she's around her boyfriend's home). Nan told me of this injury Mum picked up.

Now, how did Mum get this black eye? She got drunk out of her skull yesterday night, and fell over whilst trying to tie her shoelace up.

Except. The shoes that she was wearing at the time didn't have shoelaces. She'd just got a bit of string wrapped around her shoe.

Good grief.
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